4.01.2011

gliders

26 comments:

  1. Can you just please fucking stop with the hull. show me 1 person that can do a decent turn on those things. seriously 1 fucking person... not a direction change, or a gamboa stall, but a real live turn. Hard pressed my friends

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  2. seriously. those things only go straight and will ruin your surfing. don't even try one, you'll regret it.

    but a couple of those direction changes (not turns) Kyle did looked pretty decent...

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  3. I dare you to effortlessly generate speed on a thruster. Impossible. Go ride a hull you... will fall in love.

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  4. thats sick hull footage, rarely see dudes riding them so well at beach breaks. who needs "real live turns" when you have real live surfing. anonymous 1 needs a surfing history lesson.

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  5. thats not a hull, its a fun-board. right Hussey? fun-boarding is so not kooky and I'm totally ripping: doing sick blow tails and boosting credit card air reverses... filmer just missed those waves. surfing isnt about having fun by enjoying nature with ur friends, its about winning, beating everyone your surfing with by doing as many real-live-turns as you can before the wave hits the sand.

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  6. haha yes.. hussy gettin pooned ^ that was a beautiful statement 3slobs.. good job michael.. video was sick

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  7. ya kyle yoour soo cool... going against the establishment and everything. I mean funboarding is fun right? its not quit a longboard so you cant hang ten, and its not a shortboard so you cant turn....sssoooo fun!

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  8. RE: "thats not a hull, its a fun-board. right Hussey? fun-boarding is so not kooky and I'm totally ripping: doing sick blow tails and boosting credit card air reverses... filmer just missed those waves. surfing isnt about having fun by enjoying nature with ur friends, its about winning, beating everyone your surfing with by doing as many real-live-turns as you can before the wave hits the sand."

    Tell that to your sponsors.



    And like I said, antiestablishment: brought to you in part by a whole god damn slew of corporate sponsorship. Maybe more band shirts will help?

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  9. Heck ya! Go corporate sponsors! Thats what we're all about: rvca, ezekiel, andrew doheny surfboards, raen, all those companies are huge conglomerates. the only thing cooler than corporate sponsors is plastic. how lame are pandas. hey do u wanna hang out?

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  10. sick video, sick style. i love watching you surf... loooks effortless. keep up the good work

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  11. how is andrew doheny surfboards a huge conglomerate

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  12. do u know the artist behind that groovy tune in this clip?

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  13. IM ON DRUGS EVERY DAY AND I CHECK THIS BLOG EVERY DAY TWICE A DAY WHEN IM ON DRUGS EVERY DAY.

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  14. how is riding a different kind of surfboard and enjoying surfing a sign of anti-establishmentism dude.. i swear people pick fights and spew so much shit on the internet

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  15. everyone's just jealous. couple shralps.

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  16. the people who comment on these posts sure dont change

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  17. Man, people fucking hate you guys- its totally awesome.

    "Anonymous said...
    Can you just please fucking stop with the hull. show me 1 person that can do a decent turn on those things. seriously 1 fucking person... not a direction change, or a gamboa stall, but a real live turn. Hard pressed my friends"
    ...
    Hi. Why not just go trim your balls off on a thruster, do a fucking christ air on your log, or do some REAL TURNS on your hull.. or fuck you all, and go get a legit noseride on a bar of soap.. But me? Im gonna go handplane while i ride my bellyboard/wavematt and then hate on people when they boogieboard.. Oh the never ending surf craft war. Who the fuck cares. Seriously.

    -Kyle Lightner

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  18. its so funny how you guys only have a few negative comments but there are about twice as many people making no sense as they are trying to stick up for the poor 3 slobs....kyle are you the one making the anonymous remarks that make no sense? anyways your blog is sick. i always enjoy the pictures and watching you guys surf. keep up the good work

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  19. Advocate of Dr. Howie Feltersnatch, M.D.'s GhostApril 12, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    kyle has the worst "style" i've ever seen, simply put it makes me feel like i'm watching my parents have sex. maybe if you stop bending over while going down the line, attempting to make it look like it takes any more skill than taking a shit, maybe if you stop waving your arms around like it's a difficult task to stay balanced... i have no idea... but Dr. Howie Feltersnatch, M.D. keeps me coming back to this blog. Kyle, you need to fucking learn how to spell, dog. Learn how and when to use your and you're. btw you're a dumbass on your hull.

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  20. Hey Mr. Grammar Man above me! Since you're so concerned about how Kyle should learn how to spell "you're" I figured I would point out that your grammar is pretty fucked up. Learn how to capitalise peoples' names and "I". Also, go back to second grade. Hopefully you'll become aware of the difference of a period, three periods, and a comma. Perhaps you'll also learn how to come up with something clever to say to someone. Maybe use the intellectual side of your brain, for once.

    "By the way", your mom must be pretty damn hot if watching Kyle surf is like "watching your parents have sex." Kyle surfing a hull is pretty entertaining to watch.

    Go surf a hull, it is more difficult than taking a shit.

    Have a nice day.

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  21. My love is deep and penetrating. Subterranean.
    Large, thick, slow, deliberate, vulgar, low, archetypal, animalistic.
    Ripe for splitting open, to be savored, enjoyed.
    I am a pomegranate.

    .....()

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  22. THIS WHOLE THREAD OF COMMENTS IS FUCKING AWESOME.

    GRASSROOTS CORPO ESTABLISHED HULLDICK ANTI TRIMSPA DEBIT GREATNESS

    oh and
    anonymity in the world of men is better than fame in heaven.

    im so fucking goddam hip.

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  24. KL just touched a dick and licked it.

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