7.02.2010

Analysis


Due to recent experiments we feel this post is necessary... Normally pissing people off is not something that we try to do or encourage others to do but in certain cases it makes for great laughs. Messing with roidzed out 9-balls is a double edged sword -- on one hand it can be extremely entertaining but it can also be very dangerous. As you see by the graph provided, as one's "9-ball-ness" increases so to does the entertainment factor. Notice the sever drop in humor after a certain point, this point represents all individuals who are so roidzed out beyond reason, most likely on some sort of anabolic steroids or methamphetamines, and are incapable of employing logic. For example, a man who introduces himself by head-butting your face instead of shaking your hand -- intellect at its finest. At this point messing with someone like this is not funny anymore, you will most likely be killed for the slightest of jokes.

Hopefully this provided some insight to those who like to mess with the 9 balls that come to the beach in their massive, socially responsible, and necessary trucks. Stay safe this summer kids and have fun!

8 comments:

  1. i believe the term is "roided" out lol. i digress. this q is for all 3 slobs: who you think is the hottest girl junior and hottest pro? (housseini and blanchard don't count cuz they're super hot)

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  2. again... with ur very special attempt at sounding like an intellectual. Methamphetamines would in fact do the opposite of a steroid. please stop trying to use big words and imply logic.

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  3. Thats funny, I have had encounters with people on meth and they act like complete ass holes, ppl on rods act like complete ass holes. Get a life and stop living through this tough guy ego that you have developed as some anonymous intellectual bad ass. Heres some logic: quit being so egocentric and think before making hasty conclusions based on nit picked evidence.

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  4. In fact I had an encounter with you 3 slobs once at 56th and my autistic son who I was teaching to surf on a soft board...I know you guys were trying to be funny by making fun of him but please....some 9 balls are not what you may think...don't ever judge a book by its cover?

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  5. Yeah dude 9 balls are not what you think bro.. They need those huge lifted trucks for the freeway. I dont know why they just do. And yeah they all seem to be the guys starting the fights whenever you go out but they gotta blow some steam. I mean dude try having a truck that gets 3 miles to the gallon at $3.20 a gallon. Thats stressful. So next time u see that guy with the puffy DC shoes and tribal sleeve, just remember, hes just like you. Minus the meth addiction, stripper girlfriend, bad full sleeves, earth destroying mega truck, and uber tough guy attitude. GO RIVERSIDE!!

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  6. can you guys answer the damn 1st question please

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  7. ... youre still trying too hard. still not getting laid.

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  8. yo yo yo bitches! tryin too hard! u should just get stoned and chill at the club like this hella boss dawg ^ maybe start a fight if some emo bitches be starin. Yall just need to skull fuck some drunk hoes, thats all its about is getting yo fuckin dick wet, just fuckin rail n bail faggots.

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