Analysis

Due to recent experiments we feel this post is necessary... Normally pissing people off is not something that we try to do or encourage others to do but in certain cases it makes for great laughs. Messing with roidzed out 9-balls is a double edged sword -- on one hand it can be extremely entertaining but it can also be very dangerous. As you see by the graph provided, as one's "9-ball-ness" increases so to does the entertainment factor. Notice the sever drop in humor after a certain point, this point represents all individuals who are so roidzed out beyond reason, most likely on some sort of anabolic steroids or methamphetamines, and are incapable of employing logic. For example, a man who introduces himself by head-butting your face instead of shaking your hand -- intellect at its finest. At this point messing with someone like this is not funny anymore, you will most likely be killed for the slightest of jokes.

Hopefully this provided some insight to those who like to mess with the 9 balls that come to the beach in their massive, socially responsible, and necessary trucks. Stay safe this summer kids and have fun!